Lyrics

VERSE 1
Rocket strapped onto your belt,
Cart ride down the interstate.
Flames behind, cops on your tail,
Landed in a kiddie pool.
Leaping first, no looking back,
Built the rocket from a book.

CHORUS
Cold day for a swim, isn't it?
Cannonball in a pool of Jell-O!
Cold day for a swim, isn't it?
Ice in the tank, in you go.
Grinning like a fool — cold day for a swim!

VERSE 2
Tased yourself to win a soda,
Rode a bull dressed like a snack.
Glued a quarter to the floor,
Face-planted trying to grab it.
Leaping first, no looking back,
Fired from a homemade sling.

CHORUS

BRIDGE (spoken)
Bear costume near a real bear?
He thinks I'm a snack he had.
Was that in the budget?
Nothing was in the budget!

Final Chorus
Cold day for a swim, isn't it?!
Bruised, on fire, thumbs still up.
Cold day for a swim, isn't it?!
Wave off the ambulance, get up
Do it all again — cold day for a swim
Cold day for a swim!

OUTRO
Should we stop?
Nah. One more take.